Monday, January 23, 2023

The End?

You might have noticed this blog has been on an extended hiatus these past few weeks. Truth is I've stopped enjoying writing longer reviews, and as I'm getting busier with other projects in my life, it's time for this one to come to its conclusion. 

Never say never to it coming back, I'm not huge on leaving things unfinished, but let's call this hiatus indefinite. 

Monday, October 31, 2022

A Strange Halloween - Netflix Retrospective - Locke and Key Season 1 Episodes 9-10

Within the sea cave, behind the black door
Lays an evil one cannot simply ignore
A lady of the well, both Lucas and Dodge
Have plans laid that are hard to dislodge

The family killer, a tragic regret
And a night that Matheson will not forget
Dodge has more keys, to use in her game
Including the one that sets things aflame

Knowing the consequence, seeing the dread
He put the Omega key inside his head
But ashes to ashes his secret’s revealed
At least the Lockes know to keep it concealed

The keys have their keepers, until they drop dead
Descendants now follow, in footsteps they tread
But another secret is yet to be seen
It will all be revealed on A Strange Halloween.





It’s our final look at Locke and Key, as both sides converge on the Black Door, who will prevail? Let’s find out.

Sunday, October 30, 2022

Comic Book Lucky Dip - X-Factor Annual #9

Coming off getting a DC Universe subscription a few months back, I now have a Marvel unlimited subscription, so what does the Marvel Universe have to offer. Well, let’s take a look at this annual issue. Full disclosure, my knowledge of the X-men is limited. I’ve seen Wolverine and the X-men, and the movies. Yes, I haven’t actually seen the 90s show, sacrilege I know, but I was always more of a DC fan. I’m going into this more blind than I ever have before, lets see if this comic really does follow Stan Lee’s mantra ‘every comic is someone’s first’

Friday, October 28, 2022

A Strange Halloween - Netflix Retrospective - Locke and Key Season 1 Episodes 6-8

The family of Locke are in a new town
As long-buried secrets rise from the ground
Their father is dead, his killer roams free
But to fight this advancement, they may have the key

A magical home they’ve come to possess,
Filled with keys with powers they choose to assess,
One allows you to enter your head
Though fear is a monster you may come to dread

Kinsey has buried her fear in the ground,
Now her mind lacks restraint, not logically sound,
The keys keep calling, one gives you control,
But in drawing attention, there will come a toll

The ghost and the mirror, two powerful keys
Now in the hands of the youngest, Bode
As Dodge from her prison, the wellhouse, is free
She can go anywhere with the anywhere key.

Nina enquires to her husband’s old friends
But at every enquiry, she’s finding dead ends.
Like the death of a friend she cannot explain,
She looks at the bottle to relieve her of pain.

Memories haunting are found in some jars
Now Duncan may hold the key to the past.
More keys and answers may yet still be seen
But danger is lurking on A Strange Halloween.

We continue with Locke and Key as the mysteries have been heating up, and some of those lines from the poem are actually from the future? Let’s take a look and find out which

Saturday, October 22, 2022

Rage4Media #86 - Artemis Fowl

Disney has definitely shown determination to continue to support its streaming service, whilst they don’t have the power of Netflix, which may well be a good thing given Netflix’s shaky financials, they certainly have a bunch of original films and tv shows to show off, many of them with a larger than average budget. We’ll be looking at the Marvel side of that soon, but today we’re going to look at the adaptation of Artemis Fowl, and why, despite having many of its core plot points, it's not a good adaptation.

Artemis Fowl was written by Eoin Coffer and released in 2011, it has spawned a successful series of 8 books, and a spin-off trilogy. Disney had helped publish some of the later novels, which appear to have had a bunch of different publishers over the years, so they were in a good position to vie for an adaptation. Originally intended for a theatrical release in 2020, covid changed their plans and it ended up being released on Disney+ instead. The film had a budget of $125m, that’s very expensive for a streaming film.

But the reception to the film with critics was pretty cold, with a mere 8% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. What happened here then? Let’s take a look.

A Strange Halloween Locke and Key Season 1 Episodes 3-5

The Lockes’ world is in disarray;
With Rendell’s death, there is dismay
Two face guilt, and drift apart
But the action is about to start

The well is open, Dodge is free
And in her hands, the anywhere key
Through any door, she can now pass
A power not easy to surpass

Into the mirror, a key opens the way
Another takes you inside your brain
For adults, the magic will be unseen
But the doors will open on A Strange Halloween

We’re taking another look at Locke and Key, what does the head key mean for the Locke siblings and their mother, well, let’s take a look.

Sunday, October 16, 2022

Spies in Disguise

Being a spy is a dangerous game, never being sure who to trust, danger around every corner and having commit acts of malice in a crowd of enemies. But sometimes you have to look at the bigger picture, sometimes you need a… bird’s eye view

OK, it was a cheap joke but seriously, we’re looking at the last major effort of Blue-Sky Studios before it was absorbed into the House of Mouse. Blue Sky Studios is a mid-tier animation studio, most famously behind the Ice Age Films. The animation doesn’t carry the high bar of Pixar films, but bears a slightly higher prestige than say Illumination.

Anyway, Spies in disguise, based on the short film Pigeon: Impossible, though loosely from what I can tell, the film has a full-on celebrity voice cast featuring Will Smith, Tom Holland, Karen Gillen, Ben Mendelsohn and… DJ Khaled?

Anyway, the film released in December 2019 to a fairly positive reception but that didn’t translate well to money at the box office, the film received only $150m on its $100m budget. I don’t think Disney really cared whether this made money or not. Let’s dive in and see whether or not that’s a justified position.